#1

I put forward that the aforementioned 'Kung Pow: Enter the Fist' is the most cerebral and sleek film ever to grace the silver screen, despite being a straight to DVD release.

#2

Argh the epic Kung Pow

Yes a strange film that one but then thats a lot of nuts!

#3

It is a film so great it makes me cry with joy. Birdy, birdy, birdy. A film so epic it makes me wet myself.

#4

I particularly enjoyed the French Aliens flying pyramids the perfect end to the most bizare film i have ever seen without a doubt.

#5

'You broke a thermometer in my hands'

'Rub it in my hair'

#6

Nyeah.
Wee-ow
Nyeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah!

Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.

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#7

"No, no, please. I have a wound there"


"Come on. Don't spoil everything; this works for both of us, huh"

#8

That tiny net was sure-fire master!
Yes, a tiny net is a death sentence, it's a net and it's tiny!

#9

I'm bleeding, making me the victor.

#10

....But that would just look stupid and leave my small, sensitive balls completely exposed.

#11

You have helped me reach the next level. And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho bitch.

#12

Eeny, meeny, miney, moe. I wonder where my glove will go?

#13

I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.

#14

Thank you, squirrel friend

. Your soft, cushy body helped absorb the force of his blow.

#15

I am a great magician - your clothes are red!



Wee-ooh!

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#17

Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die.

#18

That is the best line in the film.

#19

I think every single line spoken is just genius. We need more films like this!

#20

Yes there just isn't enough film directors on crack these days