#1

As the title suggests - I am wondering what everyone is playing at the moment. I am having a short break from KSP to play Neverwinter and am enjoying it very much.

#2

Playing with..........my balls

#3

O dear. Is it really impossible for you to be sensible even for a nano-second Greg?

#4

Well yes. It was either that response or actually state which game I am currently playing, which leads to a comment about an X-box, which leads to chastening.

So out of the two predictable outcomes to this question, I thought this would save time.

#5

I would prefer the Xbox response on this occasion Greg. And I promise no scolding.

To be honest, I don't hate consoles as much as you may think. I just love taking the p*** out of console players in general

#6

I have just finished Deus ex - Human Revolution. It was a good game but not as good as the first one.

I have assassins creed two to complete the last bit of but I wanted to play that one on my projector with the 7.1 system as it loses something is played on a conventional system.

#7

Cool. I finished Assassins Creed 2 and loved it, but for some reason never bothered with any of the new ones. Dues-Ex I also loved to bits. After I completed that I went back and played the original again - which although it has dated badly is still a brilliant game.

#8

I love the original. Two of my favourite moments were:

When you got to Pauls apartment before he gets killed, he is sitting in a chair once he has finished talking to you. If you stand to one side of him a try to talk he swings round on his chair like Bricky acquiring a ditty and yelps out in pain. He then turns his chair back in silence in preparation for you to do it again.

The second one was when I outside nicolette duclaire's abandoned house. As part of the speech she tells you 'I lost my virginity out here' at this point I slipped and shot her in the back. She then spazzed out and ran towards the house which is all boarded up. As she runs towards the planks of wood with her hands waving in the air. The game is not sure what to do so the wood and everything around the area suddenly explodes into 12.0 thousand pieces, it was like watching Neo in action.
Great game.

#9

Superb. Why is it that physics in games is just so awesomely funny?

#10

I think it's close enough to reality to be funny when it goes tits up. Also the rag doll in the game was non-existent as I recall. One finger on a step would cause the corpse to plank above the ground.

#11

Ah the art of planking

, in game form!

#12

As far as Xbox goes I was just playing "Star Wars: Kinnect," and I some times play "Forza Motorsport 3" and "Skyrim" also. I don't have many more games for it. (Don't worry I'm not a console nut ).

As far as PC goes, I've played Republic Commando resently, but I resently made a Facebook, so I haven't gotten back into the flow of gaming quite yet.

#13

Ah Skyrim is an awesome game! I wonder if the new Elder Scrolls Online will be any good.

#14

Its trailer is starnge, but it looks pretty good. How much do you think it will cost per month?

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#15

I am fed up with subscription based games and shan't be doing that again anytime soon so I just really hope it's not one of those!

#16

I agree I probably wasn't pay if it was a monthly payment thing. At most I'd pay for like a month every year if that would even work.

#17

I have been having a stab at the Sims 3.0, I have made almost every house in a street into a pit of despair and unhappiness.

-One house consists of 9.0 people locked into a house forced to make wooden gnomes and sit in their own piss.

-One house has a sort of josef fritzl thing going, he has a basement where the neighbours are lured into holding cells where they are forced to watch fritzl poo and shower.

I think I need to get some help……

#18

Hmmm. Well firstly - the Sims? Really? I guess you are that sort of person. Secondly I think you should phone for medical assistance Greg.

#19

Well obviously I don't play it as the sims was intended to be played. My next project is to have a load of zombified artists working in isolation wearing crash helmets to provide money for a master race of guinea pigs that live above ground.

#20

I have just read this Greg you need professional help that is all i can say the Sims really?