#1

I was wondering if you could make a new updated version of the swan program, thanks.

#2

Er. Okay. Hi. Why what's wrong with the existing one? It works and does everything it should do.

#3

Don’t ask questions Greg just get on with it.

#4

Lol, yeah - I will just get on with performing some non-existent updates to something that does not need them for absolutely no reason.

Maybe if I just alter the version number and re-release it as "new and improved with go-faster stripes" it will appease the masses (i.e. what Microsoft do every year).

Last edited 23 Jul 2013 at 11:35.

#5

That's it you got it

#6

Right, here we go then:

Want more Lost? Even if you didn't, click here to download the latest and greatest version of The Lost - Swan Station Timer.

The "latest" version has been updated with new and improved version number, for ultimate Swan Stationing. Amaze your friends with the power of a new download link and forum topic dedicated to this program of ultimate brilliance!

Due to new "ultra-magnificent-jimbob-tech", we have managed to add the following features to this program to make your daily lives better:

- New! Can now make tea!
- New! Can be programmed to actually explode, causing a 3 mile blast radius and utter destruction!
- New! Now comes with a free badger, that will sit at the computer and type the numbers in for you!
- New! Can increase your porn download speed by up-to 400%!

Disclaimer: None of the above statements are true.

#7

Does it toss you off?

#8

That will be in the 2014 version - dubbed to be "the best program ever invented".