#1

Look what I found Maximus

Got a meeting.....

1. Police station - Must plod on
2. Essex Chronicle - Must press on
3. Fish n chip shop - Must fry
4. Barbers - Must dash
5. College. Cooking class. Doing omelettes - Must crack on
6. Car auctions - Gotta motor
7. Morse code club - Dotta dash
8. Japan - Gotta nip off
9. Nestle - Cheerio
10. Russia - Moscow
11. Stansted - Must fly
12. Burtons - Gotta zip off
13. Athletics club - Must run
14. McCains - Gotta chip off
15. Locomotive railway club - Must steam on
16. Toilet - To the loo
17. Arnie Swarz fan club - I'll be back
18. Gun club - Must shoot off
19. Local pub - Bitter go
20. V festival - Gotta rock n roll
21. Ice cream parlour - I'd better split
22. Army recruitment centre - Must soldier on
23. Navy recruitment centre - Better ship out
24. RAF recruitment centre - Gotta jet off
25. Vets - Must poodle on
26. Soldering iron company - Wella better go
27. Local wood - Gotta love you and leaf you
28. Balloon factory - Gotta pop off
29. Royal Mail - Back in a jiffy
30. Rework - Must solder on
31. Band practice - Better march on
32. Magic club - Gotta disappear
33. Chess club - Gotta make a move
34. Sky diving club - Gotta chute
35. Swimming club - Gotta dive off
36. Watch menders - Back in a tick
37. Recording studio - Better make tracks
38. Ice rink - Better get my skates on
39. Bakers - Gotta roll
40. Glue factory - Can't stick around
41. Bungee club - Can't hang around
42. Camera club - Back in a flash
43. Rope factory - Tie up with you later
44. Farm - Must plough on
45. Cricket club - Better slip off
46. Sid James - Better carry on
47. Tower of London - I'd better head off
48. Gardening club - Back in a mow
49. Pickfords Removal Co. - Better get moving
50. Country & western club - Gotta mosey on
51. Goalkeeping course - Catch you later
52. Football club. Defending course - I'll be right back
53. Golf club - Better chip off
54. Skiing club - Better piste off
55. Opticians - See you later
56. Narcolepsy sleeping club - Better drift off

#2

O dear :)