#1

Hello,
I am Greg apparently. I desire some stars next to my name so I am making this post thing. Not sure if that's how it works but sod it I don't really care.

Anyway a little about me, I enjoy:
- Sniffing bike seats.
- Arguing with cats whilst wearing spandex.
- Catapulting sausage rolls onto the roofs of unsuspecting buildings.
- Running behind golf carts.
- Not imposing.
- Sitting on walls with my hand down my pants whilst impersonating seagulls.
- Typing a load of old crap whilst I should be working.

Also I think PC's are rubbish and I like X-Boxes.

#2

Good day Greg apparently. It fills me with wonder and joy to have you as part of this community. I too, wish not to impose and so will keep this post short, bur?

As for beerage, it must be had or else the universe will impload. I find this slightly comforting as it makes entertaining viewing.

It seems we share the exact same interests. Golf cart

running is now a sport of which you are truly a master!

P.S. This

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and this

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#3

Whilst I am not to sort of person, I am the sort of person that agrees that beverages simply must be partaken of. As I have absolutely no responsibilities what-so-ever I am free whenever you are really.

Also I agree with that, that & that. If I could work out how to put a link to an image of a flaccid penis as a retort to you PC gaming types, i would.

#4

Originally posted by Gregory:
Also I agree with that, that & that. If I could work out how to put a link to an image of a flaccid penis as a retort to you PC gaming types, i would.

Check out the notes under the textbox where you type your message for info on how to use the various tags, Greg.

Also, not being the kind of person that can simply reply to such a well-rounded answer as that I will simply say... bur?

As for Beerage we will have to wait for Maxi-Mouse to get his butt on here to find out when he is free 'cause he has Alfie some weekends and I have no idea when that is. We will have to plan it around that.

#5

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#6

Jeez Greg what the frell was that. I had to remove that post as you had really screwed it up. All you have to do is put the link in the tag and give it some display text. Thats it! You don't copy the whole image in ASCII into the thing!

Example: (url)http://www.jimbobslimbob.com(/url)Clicky me(/urltext). Obviously replace the brackets with square ones when you do it! This would produce this: Clicky me.

Oh and one more thing: You keep double-posting - I keep getting the same post and message from you twice. I have been removing the posts but whatever you are doing it not be good bur? You are hard work ain't ya Greg!

#7

Argh the Gregory has arisen how you doing fella?

I can see already that you are the sort of person that still quacks brrr?

Yes we will have to arrange beerage soon i will check when i am free and let you know.

Speak soon console jockey erm what are you doing Micheal bzzzzzzzzzzz

#8

Yes, drinkage and lannage must be had. Played Torchlight 2 over LAN for the first time the other day and it was really good - this is definitely one we have to try alongside NWN and BL2 Incidently, that NWN mod I mentioned also worked really well over LAN!

So when are you next free Maximus?

#9

Don't know why it keeps double posting; however, I do have to keep manually refreshing every screen to be able to see updates. I blame iffy site management myself. Anyway you great tart stop picking on me, I am used to a controller not all this keyboard balls.
When you tricky little swine's sort out a time you are available I will join you. I haven't got a clue what any of the games Greg listed out in the previous post are; I suspect one was Borderlands 2 but not entirely sure.

#10

Blimey Greg, I am surprised you even know how to turn a computer on - you really have turned to the dark side ain't ya?

Some help:
That rectangle thing on the desk in front of you is probably the keyboard - you use that for typing. You ideally want a 'standard qwerty keyboard, bzzzz', rather than the more modern 'priest' keyboards. The 'TV' is actually most likely the monitor - you use that to see things. The other thing next to your keyboard is probably your mouse. This is not to be confused with the animal variety that you are so fond of. You move the little pointy cursor around the screen with that.

Of course, all the above assumes you are not using an Xbox to surf the web. If you are doing that you should be shot.

TL2 = Torchlight 2, BL2 = Borderlands 2, NWN = Neverwinter Nights. 2 of these games are for proper gamer only, so you won't be able to play them. Mind you, might be a bit complex for these console fan-boys to grasp anyway.

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#11

Big fat bums.