#21

Don't worry about that Greg if she gives you any grief just 5 step it

Or of course if you are the sort of person that has a doubt you could always DH and pout brrrr?

#22

And they say romance is dead! What's a 5 step though?

#23

O my god you don't remember what a 5 step is? Remember the priest was always going on about it at Brantham.

Jim help me

Step 1 - Punch her in the face
Step 2 - Clear the table
Step 3 - Throw her on the table
Step 4 - Shirt up, knickers down
Step 5 - Enter

From that famous film Once upon a time in America.

Do actually have a job Greg you seem to spead all day on here composing interesting ditties brrrr?

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#24

I think that may have been after my time at the mighty Brantham.
I sort of have a job but it mostly involves sitting in front of the computer writing bollocks so this is just an extension of that really.

#25

Was it i suppose it might have been after your time. He was always on about it and doing the motions it was funny when surila caught him.

So your job suits you then doesn't it!

#26

Ah yes the mighty 5 step. Step one is the best step of course.

#27

You would need one hell of a table to take the weight of that thing.

Can't complain about the job really, its not that exciting but at least I get to stay in the country. Spending almost 6 months in Korea each year was not fun, and with recent events, quite fortuitous that I am not there at the moment.

#28

So have you decided to buy a computer yet Greg? Or are you determined to spunk your money on an MR2 respray?

#29

I am going to show the spec of that first one to a guy at work and see if he can put something similar together for a bit less. I was really tempted the get it yesterday but I left my wallet at work so I didn't have my card details.
I think MR2 will have to be done first though.

#30

Any news on this subject, Greg? I take it you have not ordered one yet?

#31

Yes Greg have you ordered your PC yet?

#32

Not just yet, I am going to see Jen tonight and see how she feels about delaying out trip to Rome by a bit.

#33

I am sure she will understand

That you want to delay your holiday so you can buy a computer to play games with your mates.

Good luck with that!

#34

I am not hopeful either to be honest!

#35

She will be fine, just perform "Step 1". She will be too dazed and confused to give a coherent response, then you can just feign ignorance when it is next brought up.

#36

Brilliant yes follow the 5 step that will help.

But remember if in doubt DH and pout

#37

I can attack her in an entire range of different ways but I still think the result will be the same. Plus my bargaining chip is somewhat weakened as I managed to sort out my little auxiliary PC in the end.

Also Greg, by happy coincidence, I actually work at a place called DH Industries now. Every day is DH day for me!

#38

So how does your old PC fare? Can you play any recent games on it or are you still in need of a new machine?

#39

Old PC is sitting in Witham dump, it was utterly brown.
Good news is I spoke to Jen yesterday and she is she is rather awesome. No problem with delaying the holiday, said to get the PC so we can play the new Bio Shock game.
So ordered the Chillblast and pimped it right up.

#40

You are a lucky boy Gregory!

I have to say i am very tempted with the new Bioshock game looks good and has had great reviews.

Loved the first one but never got the second one don't know why. Let me know what you think of the new one.

Didn't you play the first one at Jims pissed out you face and didn't move the charater for 30 mins and then said that you didn't want to impose?

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