#121

I find a good hard ducking normally gets rid of customers, they just don't know what to make of someone puckering up their lips, letting out the occasional raspberry whilst they were in mid-sentence.

#122

Good idea i might have to try that.

Got any jobs going at your place?

#123

There was one for a draughtsman, I didn't think it was very Greg friendly so didn't mention anything.

The downside to working here is that duck mode must be engaged from 6:30 to 20:00 else you get whipped in the bollocks with a Chamois leather covered in treacle and drawing pins…its badong.

#124

Still no computer Greg? Or Steam account?

#125

I am going to look into steam tonight. I emailed Chillblast last night and they just got back to me saying that it should be ready for dispatch within 24.0 hours. Apparently it has been a nightmare and everything that could go wrong has. That sounds about right for me the way things are going these last few months but doesn't inspire a great deal of confidence.

#126

O dear Greg that doesn't sound good! Let us hope the PC gets to you without falling to pieces then!

#127

It probably heard it was bought by Greg and is failing all the time to stay in the factory.

As after the factory is a life time of Greg and tea bagging! You have to feel sorry for it really :-0

#128

You may have a point there. It puts me in mind of the kettle on the Young Ones that blows up rather than be used by Neil.

#129

It puts me in mind of something badong.

#130

Our first badong of the day.

#131

This

is probably what is happening at the factory that is building Greg's machine.

#132

Well it is bad and wrong so what else can one say?

I like the fact we are now comparing Greg to Neil from the young ones A good comparison i would say.

#133

It is actually quite accurate I would say. Except Greg has the advantage of being a tricky little swine

#134

in my mind it was more like this

, but then again i AM that kind of person.

#135

Note: Behaving, this is my serious face.

PC ARRIVES TOMORROW, I AM GOING TO SPLODGE MY PANTS!

#136

or this

if the first one do not work.

#137

Finally the hamsters have finished breaking your machine!

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#138

Nice one lets hope you don't f**k it up too quickly

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#139

FYI:

Note: Behaving, (url) http://www.overthinkingit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/seriousface.jpg
(/url)this(/urltext) is my serious face.


The above was your broken tag post - copy pasted (just switched square brackets with curlies). Do you see the mistake you keep making there Greg!

1. Space after (url) and beginning of link
2. New line after link and the (/url) tag. This is easy to spot even without actually editing your post. If you visit the link it has
at the end of it, which is a HTML new line.

I rest my case. You are a console jockey numpty.

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#140

It is strange how Greg is the only one that seems to struggle with this simple concept